| stage one: | this is not bad |
| stage two: | what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep? |
| stage three: | feeling a bit nauseous now |
| stage four: | i'm not really sure why i'm crying |
| stage five: | who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and- |